How to be hip on Facebook & Instagram - Lesson 1:
Post a picture of your starbucks coffee cup, with your name on it..
So here's my StarSucks fralpacino mochalicious chocolistic de-caf iced coffee with extra water.
Duck, duck, face!
People, there has to be a photo of you ducking the hell out of your face.
Here's mine.. well not really mine, I stole it... for nonprofit educational purposes.
a selfie is a mustie!
Every hip profile needs a daily outfit selfie.. which must contain the following:
- elevator (check)
- dirty, dirty mirror (check)
- duck face (ummm, check?)
Note: for men, the duck face may be replaced with a cheesy smile.
Oscarize your wall!
Every hip profile must contain a parody of Ellen's famous Oscars selfie.
Note: if you've done this, please don't be offended. Some of the parodies were actually cute!
Guys, your profile must have at least one photo of you in or with a car. Have someone take a 'spontaneous' photo of you... without you knowing
Also, the car doesn't have to be yours, but it has to be AWESOME, like you, of course!
Hahaha! This is hilarious! These are the very reasons I left FB and Instagram for so many years! The shallowness of the self-centered was beginning to undermine my faith in humanity.. but I found my faith again out in the real world. :-) The world needs more people like you my friend. :-)
ReplyDeleteThank you :)
DeleteTo be honest, i wouldn't have a blog if those shallow self-centered people didnt exist! haha