How to be hip on Facebook & Instagram - Lesson 1:
Post a picture of your starbucks coffee cup, with your name on it..
So here's my StarSucks fralpacino mochalicious chocolistic de-caf iced coffee with extra water.
Duck, duck, face!
People, there has to be a photo of you ducking the hell out of your face.
Here's mine.. well not really mine, I stole it... for nonprofit educational purposes.
a selfie is a mustie!
Every hip profile needs a daily outfit selfie.. which must contain the following:
- elevator (check)
- dirty, dirty mirror (check)
- duck face (ummm, check?)
Note: for men, the duck face may be replaced with a cheesy smile.
Oscarize your wall!
Every hip profile must contain a parody of Ellen's famous Oscars selfie.
Note: if you've done this, please don't be offended. Some of the parodies were actually cute!
Guys, your profile must have at least one photo of you in or with a car. Have someone take a 'spontaneous' photo of you... without you knowing
Also, the car doesn't have to be yours, but it has to be AWESOME, like you, of course!
