Sunday, June 21, 2015

The latest trend: deep senimental quotes

Latest trend:

Post a photo of yourself, preferably a blurred selfie, and add a deep sentimental quote about life and the essence of existence.

Why?
Because you need other people's attention. Always.

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Claiming Credit

How to subtly claim credit:

- Always use "I" when you've done something good.. because, well, you have the right to shine.

- Immediately switch to "we" when someone else has done it. Remember, it's the team spirit that counts.