everything has a reason

They say "everything has a reason".. and here's my analysis for why we have:

- 2 hands: to clap 
- 2 eyes: to roll
- 2 nostrils: because having one would look like this:

 

- 2 ears: to wear headsets and glasses
- 2 legs: because hopping around on one makes everything bounce
- fingers: to count and point
- toes: to smash into walls, beds and chairs
- hair: to straighten, curl, dye, cut, trim or shave
- hearts: to provide a source for embarrassment
- brains: ditto.. and to write FB statuses

and, life: to waste.