DRFM vs ERFW (Respect)

The 2 types of respect that are usually found in a workplace:

DRFM (Default Respect - For Men): The effortless respect men get by default from their coworkers, employees, managers, and/or clients. 
Men usually lose respect only when/if they prove to be unworthy.

ERFW (Earned Respect - For Women): The respect that has to be earned by women, because, by default, they are considered unworthy of any respect until they demand it AND prove they deserve it.

The latest trend: deep senimental quotes

Latest trend:

Post a photo of yourself, preferably a blurred selfie, and add a deep sentimental quote about life and the essence of existence.

Why?
Because you need other people's attention. Always.

Claiming Credit

How to subtly claim credit:

- Always use "I" when you've done something good.. because, well, you have the right to shine.

- Immediately switch to "we" when someone else has done it. Remember, it's the team spirit that counts.

How to be hip on Facebook & Instagram

 

How to be hip on Facebook & Instagram - Lesson 1:

Post a picture of your starbucks coffee cup, with your name on it..
So here's my StarSucks fralpacino mochalicious chocolistic de-caf iced coffee with extra water.

How to be hip on Facebook & Instagram - Lesson 2:

Duck, duck, face!

People, there has to be a photo of you ducking the hell out of your face.
Here's mine.. well not really mine, I stole it... for nonprofit educational purposes.

How to be hip on Facebook & Instagram - Lesson 3:

a selfie is a mustie!

Every hip profile needs a daily outfit selfie.. which must contain the following:

- elevator (check)
- dirty, dirty mirror (check)
- duck face (ummm, check?)

Note: for men, the duck face may be replaced with a cheesy smile.

How to be hip on Facebook & Instagram - Lesson 4:

Oscarize your wall!

Every hip profile must contain a parody of Ellen's famous Oscars selfie.
Note: if you've done this, please don't be offended. Some of the parodies were actually cute!

 

How to be hip on Facebook & Instagram - Lesson 5:

Guys, your profile must have at least one photo of you in or with a car. Have someone take a 'spontaneous' photo of you... without you knowing
Also, the car doesn't have to be yours, but it has to be AWESOME, like you, of course!